Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
There’s always one… SCORE 29
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
You go. SCORE 37
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
It actually is this SCORE 36
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
You can do this. SCORE 47
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
