one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
i meannnnn SCORE -1
reminder to be nice SCORE 28
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
how dare you SCORE 21
i’m sooo trying this SCORE 35
10000% agree SCORE 18
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
he just like me fr SCORE 19
i get too many of those emails that you don’t really respond to SCORE 25
checks out SCORE 25
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
its without a doubt “turning it down” and I can’t believe 50% of people on this poll thought otherwise SCORE 16
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
UNDO UNDO UNDO STOP STOP STAAAHP SCORE 38
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
barts beware SCORE 10
oh nO SCORE 51
the good life SCORE 38
a kat burglar SCORE 17
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10