This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i feel seen SCORE 31
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
oh sweet release SCORE 50
which do you choose? SCORE 23
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
the shape of soup SCORE 44
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
rude diet SCORE 36
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
cozy SCORE 36
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the original American badass SCORE 88
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
place your bets! SCORE 48
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
come to daddy! SCORE 30
everything is south america now SCORE 46
fan theories SCORE 33
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
