Colorblind. SCORE 137
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
The shinbone. SCORE 94
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Loki. SCORE 152
Loud music. SCORE 15
Group projects. SCORE 150
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
My love life. SCORE 171
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
I hate my life. SCORE 12
I need this. SCORE 11
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 6
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Potential bookmarks SCORE 121
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 150
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Soy milk. SCORE 11
My life SCORE 113
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Words to live by SCORE 16
