This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
Shield activated! SCORE 107
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
Attempted noms. SCORE 147
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Sad. SCORE 213
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
I need this. SCORE 174
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
In case of love. SCORE 120
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 136
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
Accurate. SCORE 170
No ink? SCORE 139
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
