penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
consider this fact SCORE 20
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
a true classic SCORE -9
a+ sign SCORE 32
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
getting good work done SCORE 23
a severe whalement SCORE 5
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
where do i apply SCORE 12
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
*x-files theme plays* SCORE 22
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
starting at $600 SCORE 13
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 38
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
where do i even start SCORE 22
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
name that book SCORE 30
