He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Words. SCORE 9
*have SCORE 16
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
hello little friend SCORE 20
