sorry i can’t go out i’m under house arrest SCORE 29
anxiety and provolone is the name of my memoir SCORE 15
this betrayal shall not go unpunished SCORE 21
how are there only three seasons??? SCORE 21
this is the perfect weather SCORE 57
microdosing calzones SCORE 17
treat others how you treat yourself SCORE 21
please let it be a dog! SCORE 18
are slugs just divorced snails? SCORE 13
Do you check the text or go back to sleep? SCORE 25
best photo on the internet SCORE 2
always listen to the hunted doll under your bed SCORE 9
tom nook and the boys committing crimes SCORE 30
I won’t tell anyone your secrets SCORE 14
life saving essential oils SCORE 19
world of cavemen SCORE 29
proof buttered noodles are healthy SCORE -23
give him the full force of the law SCORE 18
yes, i’ll eat all the avocados! I volunteer as tribute SCORE 30
adapt. evolve. overcome SCORE 19
vegeta met his match SCORE 30
that’s a lot of ferrets! SCORE 16
shark cat SCORE 32
military cat SCORE 29
the older i get, the earlier i fall asleep SCORE 17
this is actually really clever, if not a little annoying for the auto owner SCORE 24
stupidly adorable SCORE 28
being social can be exhausting SCORE 26
horse bride SCORE 28
strengthened through spite SCORE 20
some things will never change SCORE 28
never let a squirrel borrow your switchblad SCORE 15