When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 60
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Are you religious? SCORE 68
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
If lays made beer SCORE 68
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
They mean it too SCORE 32
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 38
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
Help us… SCORE 47
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 55
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 68
Too much of a good thing SCORE 88
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 27
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 131
me_irl SCORE 50
