Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
Every time. SCORE 135
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
I like you. SCORE 215
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
Every day. SCORE 212
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Nutella covered bacon. SCORE 201
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
How I feel about “Fifty Shades of Grey.” SCORE 199
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
WUT? SCORE 268
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
