
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18

Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123

When going for a haircut. SCORE 100

Where babies come from… SCORE 285

Uggcitrin. SCORE 82

Buddies. SCORE 18

They called it Sims. SCORE -116

David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98

History class in one sentence. SCORE 303

Attention seekers. SCORE 120

Jerk! SCORE 125

Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127

Ross, is that you? SCORE 246

The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118

Lasagna. SCORE 9

I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18

I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178

Silly pandas… SCORE 154

Look at all this work! SCORE 13

Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170

They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137

Cats are jerks. SCORE 142

Dear God. SCORE 119

Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14

Sharing is caring. SCORE 20

Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142

Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125

Wait a second… SCORE 89

Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213

Words. SCORE 200

Never go full retard! SCORE 237

Instagram is down… SCORE 5