It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 18
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20
Sorry scoobs… SCORE 15
So drive, then. SCORE 23
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
I remember that morning. SCORE 35
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
Why are u so dumb SCORE 29
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 30
Be safe out there. SCORE 31
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 24
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
Moms bad. SCORE 24
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 20
2spooked SCORE 14
Sleep tight. SCORE 34
Nice. SCORE 28
I would be honored to be your boss… SCORE 30
Mother bi SCORE 27
Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 20
Good Dog SCORE 23
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
