
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22

Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 18

In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 20

Sorry scoobs… SCORE 15

So drive, then. SCORE 23

Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19

The ring of fire… SCORE 26

I remember that morning. SCORE 35

The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30

Lost in the sauce. SCORE 23

Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22

Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25

Why are u so dumb SCORE 29

Mans best videographer. SCORE 26

The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 30

Be safe out there. SCORE 31

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 24

There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 26

Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 29

Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 12

Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22

Moms bad. SCORE 24

Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 20

2spooked SCORE 14

Sleep tight. SCORE 34

Nice. SCORE 28

I would be honored to be your boss… SCORE 30

Mother bi SCORE 27

Attack of the racoons… SCORE 20

Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 20

Good Dog SCORE 23

Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33