
Microwave: SCORE 183

Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203

Ummm… SCORE 214

I’m Batman! SCORE 281

I get it now. SCORE 233

I choose you! SCORE 274

Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249

Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301

Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252

Silly Robin… SCORE 136

Modern parenting. SCORE 188

Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108

How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272

Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372

Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241

Nostalgia. SCORE 213

The brain is amazing… SCORE 284

When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375

I love being around you. SCORE 218

How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233

I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202

Times have changed. SCORE 300

I’m a towel. SCORE 344

Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331

How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184

Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291

Every song. SCORE 101

Did someone say… period? SCORE 54

Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218

Freeze. SCORE 207

Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263