Microwave: SCORE 183
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Ummm… SCORE 214
I’m Batman! SCORE 281
I get it now. SCORE 233
I choose you! SCORE 274
Snape is Canadian. SCORE 249
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 301
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 272
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
I love being around you. SCORE 218
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Times have changed. SCORE 300
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
How I see my classmates vs. how our professor sees us. SCORE 184
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 291
Every song. SCORE 101
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
Freeze. SCORE 207
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
