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Get+personal
SCORE 87
You+stop+that+right+now.
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
The+Dracula+Parrot+vants+to+suck+your+blooood.
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
They%26%238217%3Bre+expensive+so+as+to+prevent+women+from+hoarding+them%26%238230%3B+probably.
They’re expensive so as to prevent women from hoarding them… probably. SCORE 32
Thanks+Cap%26%238217%3Bn%21
Thanks Cap’n! SCORE 19
Tito%26%238217%3Bs+won%26%238217%3Bt+save+you+now%21
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
It%26%238217%3Bs+hard+to+hear+your+kids+whine+over+the+sound+of+free+champagne.
It’s hard to hear your kids whine over the sound of free champagne. SCORE 33
Already+working+on+her+selfie+game+%3A%29
Already working on her selfie game :) SCORE 21
Cursed+strumming.
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Waiting+for+my+Louis+Vuitton.
Waiting for my Louis Vuitton. SCORE 16
It%26%238217%3Bs+enough+to+make+a+grown+man+cry
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 30
TACTICAL+BOI+INCOMING
TACTICAL BOI INCOMING SCORE 23
this+is+my+life+meow%26%238230%3B
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Free+trip.
Free trip. SCORE 20
The+darkness+is+cost+effective.
The darkness is cost effective. SCORE 35
It+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It just might work… SCORE 27
This+theater+has+a+different+vibe+to+it.
This theater has a different vibe to it. SCORE 21
Just+a+couple+of+fans.
Just a couple of fans. SCORE 33
Bat-mow-down%21
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
My+dad+brought+be+in+to+this+world%2C+too.
My dad brought be in to this world, too. SCORE 25
Taxes+and+what+not.
Taxes and what not. SCORE 23
Can+a+birb+not+enjoy+a+day+at+the+airport%3F
Can a birb not enjoy a day at the airport? SCORE 28
OJ+is+life.
OJ is life. SCORE 28
Let%26%238217%3Bs+all+just+stop+and+take+a+deep+breath+%28if+you+can%26%238230%3B%29
Let’s all just stop and take a deep breath (if you can…) SCORE 11
Here%26%238217%3Bs+the+deal%3A+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late+for+SS
Here’s the deal: it’s not too late for SS SCORE 18
Shagadelic+writing.
Shagadelic writing. SCORE 28
Come+at+me%2C+virii.
Come at me, virii. SCORE 23
Babe%2C+chill.
Babe, chill. SCORE 18
Follow+the+clowns.
Follow the clowns. SCORE 24
Dumbfounded%2C+actually.
Dumbfounded, actually. SCORE 18
Firefox+is+Syncing%26%238230%3B
Firefox is Syncing… SCORE 24
No+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+understand%26%238230%3B
No you don’t understand… SCORE 17
Big+boys+on+the+move.
Big boys on the move. SCORE 36
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