bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
help, i woke up SCORE 32
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
the council has convened. SCORE 15
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
space facts on your back SCORE 37
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
muggle born SCORE 14
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
nature is healing SCORE 29
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
texagons SCORE 23
no SCORE 23
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
