they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
as you should feel SCORE 41
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
pretty much SCORE 29
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
life insurance payout SCORE 42
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
$30 uber SCORE 30
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
at least he listened SCORE 25
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
food art SCORE 53
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
nap time! SCORE 38
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
smart shopping SCORE 39
hot take! SCORE 59
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
neow SCORE 31
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
