How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Like a boss. SCORE 288
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Getting older. SCORE 142
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Logic. SCORE 188
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Like a boss. SCORE 222
