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This+car+being+vaporized.
1985+school+lunches+were+hard+to+beat.
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 24
boop+activated%26%238230%3B
boop activated… SCORE 26
1993+Halle+Berry+was+rad.
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Japan+gets+all+the+good+KitKats%26%238230%3B+%3A%2F
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Being+married+is+hard.
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Recursed+tea%26%238230%3B
Recursed tea… SCORE 26
The+dog+seems+confused.
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Learn+to+prosper+by+yourself
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 26
Succ+it+up%2C+Em.
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
%2Ahuff%2A+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+what+I+meant.
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+you+were+expecting%26%238230%3B
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
Better+eat+ALL+your+supper%26%238230%3B+gotta+carbo+load+before+we+crucify.
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
Hands+free%2C+my+arse%26%238230%3B
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Kraken+ad+on+a+London+Bus
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Protect+this+one.
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Seriously+Mona%2C+cut+the+crap.
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Horse+is+as+horse+does%26%238230%3B
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
Look+at+the+statistics%2C+tho.
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Amway+and+bust%3F
Amway and bust? SCORE 30
This+is+what+we+call+art.
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
Dad+missed+the+joke%26%238230%3B
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
It%26%238217%3Bs+kind+of+my+thing+this+year%26%238230%3B
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
On+millennials+and+tea.
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
Wow.+No+need+to+rub+it+in%26%238230%3B
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 21
When+you+lie+on+the+resume+but+nail+the+interview%26%238230%3B
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+above+the+law.
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
No+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+it+will%26%238230%3B
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 20
Survivor+from+the+Australia%26%238217%3Bs+fires.
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Thanks+mom%26%238230%3B
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
Yes%3F+Father+is+that+you%3F
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Right+on+the+pavement
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
The+Secretary+Bird+thinks+it%26%238217%3Bs+pretty+hot+stuff.
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
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