
you’re never allowed to stop SCORE 54

is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31

give this professor a raise SCORE 73

fond memories SCORE 44

i am this dog SCORE 20

it’s true SCORE 58

Lana approves SCORE 76

im buying a shirt SCORE 41

he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32

I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32

this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49

5 days a week SCORE 45

but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31

she meant it, too SCORE 43

i hope so! SCORE 22

anchors away! SCORE 23

pebble and roll SCORE 65

the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53

teens with attitude SCORE 27

too late SCORE 38

i know the feeling well SCORE 31

he made his choice SCORE 43

freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36

watermelon armor dog SCORE 24

you learn something new everyday SCORE 46

dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19

the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70

american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10

they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37

googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45

wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38

maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50