Mondays… SCORE 104
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Me in the Gym SCORE 88
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
Make no mistake about it human SCORE 93
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 115
My older brother SCORE 62
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Seems Off…. SCORE 153
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
Finish him SCORE 90
…. I gotta go SCORE 81
And here we go. SCORE 64
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 211
What are they saying about you? SCORE 128
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
Oh dear SCORE 109
Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side SCORE 72
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
Something we can all get behind SCORE 113
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 116
GIMME SCORE 116
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82