Don’t do it! SCORE 65
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
WWJD? SCORE 96
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Never sink SCORE 146
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
He’s bananas SCORE 206
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -17
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 72
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 111
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
They know the truth. SCORE 78
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 93
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62