When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
Soy milk. SCORE 11
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Blood orange. SCORE 139
Best headline ever. SCORE 119
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
Me too! SCORE 240
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 218
I need this. SCORE 11
Words to live by SCORE 16
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
I hate my life. SCORE 12
My life SCORE 113
Cops nowadays SCORE -1
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
One of these things is not like the others. SCORE 122
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
My love life. SCORE 171