
rude diet SCORE 36

he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42

i feel seen SCORE 31

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36

the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32

place your bets! SCORE 48

he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37

oh sweet release SCORE 50

he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34

the original American badass SCORE 88

thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17

the shape of soup SCORE 45

i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34

everything is south america now SCORE 47

vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45

i can’t see my toes SCORE 27

thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60

he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43

This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37

i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37

it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45

how is the eagle? SCORE 40

not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22

the words just never come out right SCORE 38

i missed the meeting SCORE 22

come to daddy! SCORE 30

it all makes sense now SCORE 33

cozy SCORE 36

which do you choose? SCORE 23

they’re gonna get married SCORE 8

i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54

she’s living the dream SCORE 45