species and age, please SCORE 40
we are the math problem SCORE 36
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
dog bites everything SCORE 23
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
beavers hate water SCORE 35
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
at least there are cats SCORE 20
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
the dishes… again SCORE 27
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
roger roger SCORE 14
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
pupils dilate SCORE 43
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
growing toe beans SCORE 33
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
