ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
en garde SCORE 22
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
FYI: SCORE 22
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
just one day… SCORE 23
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
this is quite the life SCORE 12
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
playing hard to get SCORE 18
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
you’re hired SCORE 22
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
