the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
she’s the one SCORE 1
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
*just in case SCORE 27
parental support SCORE 22
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
5, obviously SCORE 38
self esteam issues SCORE 26
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
this is really cute SCORE 53
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15