when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
mother fu… SCORE 51
what if…? SCORE 27
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
when the craving hits SCORE 24
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
who else can relate? SCORE 35
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
just a few more years SCORE 28
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
anxiety SCORE 28
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
i learned math today SCORE 33
there is no dana, only zuul SCORE 24
Yep SCORE 59
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
whatever it takes SCORE 30
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 24
I prefer red SCORE 24
good luck SCORE 30
the was a weird year SCORE 54