The truth hurts SCORE 40
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Ooops? SCORE 118
Just let me go SCORE 49
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Not even once SCORE 58
This is adorable SCORE 135
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
The Real Walk Of Shame SCORE 98
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany SCORE 94
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
When you realize school is about to start soon SCORE 68
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104