
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31

And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20

I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18

I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 38

Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36

This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 27

Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28

Be careful out there! SCORE 38

Same. SCORE 28

Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 22

Karen can get it. SCORE 43

Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19

Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38

Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42

Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 42

We can do it! SCORE 30

Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35

‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 35

The more you know. SCORE 37

it was bound to happen? SCORE 37

We’ll send our best! SCORE 22

This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25

For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26

The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32

FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10

The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26

Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25

I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 40

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23

Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34

Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 29

Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22