I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
My dream day SCORE 24
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
My resume lied SCORE 30
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Flying first class SCORE 24
Stress relief SCORE 45
Problem solved SCORE 42
What year is ist? SCORE 35
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
The obvious answer SCORE 26
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
request denied SCORE 30
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
