To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
A Flamingo SCORE 145
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Measures of success SCORE 81
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
Be Lucy SCORE 77
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
My Man! SCORE 107
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76