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Happy+cows+returning+to+the+pasture+after+a+long+winter+in+the+cow+shed
The+grip+of+a+child+should+not+be+underestimated.
The grip of a child should not be underestimated. SCORE 22
When+grocer+mimics+artist.
When grocer mimics artist. SCORE 25
I+find+you+rather+thrilling%26%238230%3B+pepper.
I find you rather thrilling… pepper. SCORE 19
Eeyore+has+nothing+on+the+Vizcacha.
Eeyore has nothing on the Vizcacha. SCORE 24
You+get+the+idea%26%238230%3B
You get the idea… SCORE 18
%26%238230%3Band+I+live+in+a+purse.
…and I live in a purse. SCORE 16
Manatees+are+big+on+snack+time%2C+apparently.
Manatees are big on snack time, apparently. SCORE 27
Forbidden+sopa%21
Forbidden sopa! SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+match%21
It’s a match! SCORE 27
It+is+the+ultimate+power+move.
It is the ultimate power move. SCORE 19
So+here+we+are%26%238230%3B+just+poopin%26%238217%3B.
So here we are… just poopin’. SCORE 13
Keep+the+6ft+energy+indefinitely.
Keep the 6ft energy indefinitely. SCORE 34
Pesky+brain%26%238230%3B
Pesky brain… SCORE 21
The+orange+is+nice.
The orange is nice. SCORE 26
We+do+not+trust+the+goats.
We do not trust the goats. SCORE 27
Check+back+in+four+years%26%238230%3B
Check back in four years… SCORE 28
Alternative+energy+is+delicious.
Alternative energy is delicious. SCORE 22
Happy+Birthday%2C+boy.
Happy Birthday, boy. SCORE 17
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+a+plan+for+today%26%238230%3B
I don’t have a plan for today… SCORE 22
Giving+mass+to+data.
Giving mass to data. SCORE 25
You+say+dead+I+say+deadado.
You say dead I say deadado. SCORE 13
The+maid+service+was+delightful.
The maid service was delightful. SCORE 29
Couples+enjoying+an+exotic+beach+vacation
Couples enjoying an exotic beach vacation SCORE 18
And+don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+forget+the+guac.
And don’t you dare forget the guac. SCORE 23
He+plots+your+demise%26%238230%3B
He plots your demise… SCORE 19
Blink+twice+if+you+can+hear+us%26%238230%3B
Blink twice if you can hear us… SCORE 18
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+ice+fishing+when%26%238230%3B
You know you’re ice fishing when… SCORE 17
Well+it+is+still+favourite+musical%2C+anyway.
Well it is still favourite musical, anyway. SCORE 25
A+pirates+life+for+mua.
A pirates life for mua. SCORE 29
Bobby+has+had+a+good+day.
Bobby has had a good day. SCORE 15
Fair+enough%2C+gato.
Fair enough, gato. SCORE 20
Friggan+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
Friggan Kevin’s, anyway. SCORE 23
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Best and worst feeling SCORE 87
Vodka
Vodka SCORE 117
I+was+there%2C+Gandalf.+I+was+there+three+thousand+years+ago%26%238230%3B.
I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago…. SCORE 104
Best+and+worst+feeling
Best and worst feeling SCORE 88
In+The+Truman+Show%2C+the+travel+agent+kept+Truman+waiting+because+she+has+never+needed+to+show+up+for+work+before.+Also+she+is+still+wearing+her+makeup+bib+since+it+was+a+rush+job.
In The Truman Show, the travel agent kept Truman waiting because she has never needed to show up for work before. Also she is still wearing her makeup bib since it was a rush job. SCORE 109
The+circle+is+complete
The circle is complete SCORE 124
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