more cheesecake SCORE 16
raised on small bites SCORE 11
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
just a touch SCORE 4
resistance is futile SCORE 7
spare cats SCORE 19
it’s a toupee SCORE 6
the wedding is off SCORE 23
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21
they traded places SCORE 28
where’s waldo SCORE 16
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
failed eye test SCORE 34
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 21
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
still gotta try though SCORE 14
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
it’s data not data SCORE 19
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
i’ll be back SCORE 9
place your bets SCORE 5
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
nice cat SCORE 9
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
there goes my week SCORE 22
new perspective on life SCORE 14
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
fig newton shoes SCORE 15