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%2ASquash%2A
SCORE 100
I+think+will+be+a+good+idea
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
Btw%2Cit%26%238217%3Bs+btw.
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
The+2nd+Amendment+isn%26%238217%3Bt+for+2nd+class+citizens
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
Who+needs+5+hour+energy+when+you+have+55+hour%3F
Who needs 5 hour energy when you have 55 hour? SCORE 45
Don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+you+dentist.
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 41
How+to+properly+love+a+dog
How to properly love a dog SCORE 67
Are+you+religious%3F
Are you religious? SCORE 67
An+apple+orchard+after+a+hurricane%26%238217%3Bs+passed+through.
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Mama+Freighter+nursing+her+young
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
2005+was+a+different+time
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Recently+the+US+had+its+first+measles+epidemic+in+half+a+century
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 72
Let+me+change+my+mind%2C+Netflix
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 129
FLORIDA+MAN+LEVELS
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
Help+us%26%238230%3B
Help us… SCORE 47
Charlie+and+George+spotted+a+squirrel+up+on+the+shed+earlier.+Now+they%26%238217%3Bre+on+guard+duty.
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 63
Public+school+dress+code+be+like%26%238230%3B
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
Someone+didn%26%238217%3Bt+think+about+this+ad+placement
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 71
My+friend%26%238217%3Bs+dog+is+a+deep+sleeper+and+we+had+a+leftover+corn+cob%26%238230%3B
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 50
Carrie+Fisher%26%238217%3Bs+advice+to+Daisy+Ridley
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Alas%2C+poor+Yorick%21+I+ate+him%2C+Horatio
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
Made+me+chuckle.
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
Dat+cat+is+definitely+up+to+no+good
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 58
She+probably+had+the+biggest+grin+on+her+face
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 133
Don%26%238217%3Bt+even+test+me
Don’t even test me SCORE 66
Too+much+of+a+good+thing
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
There+is+no+worse+feeling.
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
If+my+friend+was+a+Doctor%26%238230%3B
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 61
They+mean+it+too
They mean it too SCORE 32
If+lays+made+beer
If lays made beer SCORE 68
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+so+damn+lazy+that+even+an+app+can+detect+it.
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 67
Don%26%238217%3Bt+litter%21
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
me_irl
me_irl SCORE 50
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