How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 117
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
My magic watch. SCORE 249
The weight of the Internet. SCORE 131
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
How the internet works. SCORE 230
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
Every day. SCORE 108
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
Dr. Sith SCORE 185
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 183
Goldfish. SCORE 131
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Never Gonna Give Them Up SCORE 5
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 7
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Every time. SCORE 148
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 11
Always be yourself. SCORE 132
Does not compute. SCORE 108
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Mom logic. SCORE 190
Everyone is a genius SCORE 232
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 326
