Message from a lawn mowing company after a big storm hit our city last night. SCORE 136
What the duck? Damn autocorrect. SCORE 135
Heisenberg goes to comicon. SCORE 140
Spooky Doo SCORE 74
Crocheted Nightmare Baby SCORE 40
My coworkers had no idea why I was so excited over some pamphlets SCORE 90
10$ ? 9.5$ ?!! SCORE 104
Be excellent SCORE 66
The secret of the universe is cats. SCORE 83
I don’t think she heard me. SCORE 95
Happy SCORE 76
Internet is beautiful SCORE 145
Julius in the coolius… SCORE 76
Needs more pizazz… SCORE 67
Useful review SCORE 214
Dinosaurs are stoned. SCORE 77
Welcome to earth Mr. Alien. SCORE 237
I keep this on my desk as a message to myself… SCORE 46
the truth. SCORE 131
I could be a dog. SCORE 83
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCORE 96
Cartoon logic SCORE 101
The Zodiac Killer Lives Amung Us SCORE 97
I aspire to reach this level of pettiness SCORE 135
This sums it up SCORE 115
This is everything. SCORE 124
Spiders test wind speed with their forelegs before balooning SCORE 85
3500 years of experience SCORE 100
Not as great… SCORE 110
Welcome to America! SCORE 124
That moment when… SCORE 90
Trump’s lawyer reminds me of someone… SCORE 81