
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23

started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30

it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22

if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24

rats love tiny cars SCORE 40

the hobbit generation SCORE 36

pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32

snipped it in the butt SCORE 28

species and age, please SCORE 40

see you tomorrow SCORE 27

pupils dilate SCORE 45

roger roger SCORE 14

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43

the dishes… again SCORE 27

we have one useful hand SCORE 23

true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19

you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20

buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27

saying no to things punch card SCORE 42

blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8

my voice is the worst SCORE 35

not your average gastropub SCORE 18

beavers hate water SCORE 35

dog bites everything SCORE 23

growing toe beans SCORE 33

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26

the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20

at least there are cats SCORE 20

we are the math problem SCORE 35