I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
Pun! SCORE 184
Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1
They say you die twice… SCORE 276
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
This year. SCORE 136
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 176
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
How women flirt. SCORE 138
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
This year will be different! SCORE 101
Sock kitty! SCORE 168
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 310
How Canadians swim. SCORE 220
Feed me, human! SCORE 141
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
Like a boss? SCORE 139
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 64
When I have kids… SCORE 152