Birthdays… SCORE 11
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Num num num num SCORE 5
step brothers SCORE 2
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Bang! SCORE 194
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
I was mugged! SCORE 130
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Truth. SCORE 183
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Run for your life SCORE 218
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
BROFIST SCORE -2
