Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
*have SCORE 16
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
hello little friend SCORE 20