Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
Awkward SCORE 124
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 49
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 226
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Tests be like SCORE 99
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 127
The lowest bar SCORE 138
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
A Real Page Turner SCORE 99
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 61
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
