
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82

Awkward SCORE 124

Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93

Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154

Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87

Snitches get stitches SCORE 155

Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61

As a bagpiper… SCORE 155

Am I free to go? SCORE 104

I’m not proud of it… SCORE 49

Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104

Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 226

You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75

Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136

Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163

This can’t keep happening SCORE 144

Tests be like SCORE 99

You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 127

The lowest bar SCORE 138

Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83

Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100

Well Played Indeed SCORE 110

Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106

Don’t fight it… SCORE 81

RIP Betty White SCORE 108

Racism is so American… SCORE 159

A Real Page Turner SCORE 99

Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140

Juxtaposition SCORE 93

This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70

Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 61

We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65