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Surgeons+in+Puerto+Rico+are+using+cellphones+as+lights+as+84%25+of+the+country+is+still+without+power
Secret%26%238217%3Bs+out%2C+Putin.
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
Awkward
Awkward SCORE 124
Mom+just+wanted+to+party+%3A%2F
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Morale+is+high+this+week..
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Slow+Motion+Glass+Breakage
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Snitches+get+stitches
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Why+did+the+chickens+leave+the+village%3F
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
As+a+bagpiper%26%238230%3B
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Am+I+free+to+go%3F
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+proud+of+it%26%238230%3B
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 49
Never+thought+vegetables+could+be+terrifying
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Never+turn+down+college+for+%40VirtuHoe%21
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 226
You+could+say+I%26%238217%3Bm+easily+entertained.
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Before+and+after+adoption+of+our+lab+mix.+He+was+going+to+be+put+down+after+being+surrendered+twice.
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
Getting+called+out+has+never+felt+so+good.
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163
This+can%26%238217%3Bt+keep+happening
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Tests+be+like
Tests be like SCORE 99
You+really+have+to+commit+to+the+joke.
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 127
The+lowest+bar
The lowest bar SCORE 138
Don%26%238217%3Bt+text+and+walk+%26%238212%3B+this+happens+every+couple+of+months
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Student+gave+me+this+very+convincing+note+in+first+period.
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Well+Played+Indeed
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Spotted+this+amazing+door+stop+at+work
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fight+it%26%238230%3B
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
RIP+Betty+White
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Racism+is+so+American%26%238230%3B
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
A+Real+Page+Turner
A Real Page Turner SCORE 99
Just+saw+Age+of+Ultron%2C+now+waiting+for+the+flood+of+women.
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140
Juxtaposition
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
This+bench+looks+pretty+unstable
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70
Things+my+guinea+pig+does.
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 61
We%26%238217%3Bre+not+on+speaking+terms%2C+currently.
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
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