One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Accurate. SCORE 146
The power of barking SCORE 18
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
2pactopus SCORE 113
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The Twortle SCORE 142
