More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
Playing the cello in a marching band for fun and profit. SCORE 24
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
I could ignore the lost kitty posters… SCORE 17
Vape nation would like to know your location… SCORE 15
Pubs with pup menus! SCORE 23
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Classify the birb. SCORE 15
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
Robots made in America… maybe SCORE 14
bland Jessica…. SCORE 32
Neigh is life. SCORE 14
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
Candles are a fire Pokémon. SCORE 31
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
Shrek is big gulp. SCORE 22
Hors girl on a budget. SCORE 33
Shock is a curious thing. SCORE 36
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
Jobs are real weird… SCORE 24
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Vampires must be invited in… SCORE 19
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
This is what it’s like when students attac. SCORE 20
The future of coziness is now. SCORE 29
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
