Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
Nailed it. SCORE 42
To the rescue? SCORE 24
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
🤔 SCORE 20
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Let it happen. SCORE 34
ONE MORE TIME! SCORE 41
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Be petty SCORE 35
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Le sigh… SCORE 25
