80 hours these days SCORE -19
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
And cheese SCORE 26
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Proceed SCORE 30
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Real American hero SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35