America is so progressive SCORE 79
My ice cold heart. SCORE 82
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Now that is dedication SCORE 151
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Who else does this? SCORE 112
All of these are true SCORE 177
Leo gets it SCORE 162
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
The joys of flossing SCORE 75
Adulthood SCORE 110
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Scumbag junior SCORE 80
Full time savage SCORE 70
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 37
I do this all too often SCORE 81
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 135
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 48
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
When your friend is about to do something stupid… SCORE 105
Watching A Movie SCORE 73
A damn fool SCORE 65
Admiration SCORE 80
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
