But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
They really should have expected this. SCORE 51
Medical degree by Google SCORE 64
Sports! SCORE 42
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 26
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Fatality SCORE 40
Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 50
What murder? SCORE 45
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Proceed SCORE 30
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The system works SCORE 52
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
No one needs seven dogs SCORE 28
Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Shoulda, coulda, woulda SCORE 39
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35