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Next+thing+you+know%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+three+hours+into+your+shift
Can%26%238217%3Bt+take+her+anywhere.
Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
Local+Library+has+a+pet+rock.
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
The+ring+of+fire%26%238230%3B
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
Nice.
Nice. SCORE 28
Never+go+down+without+a+fight%26%238230%3B
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
Why+are+u+so+dumb
Why are u so dumb SCORE 29
Basically+just+keep+eating+cookies.
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 17
It%26%238217%3Bs+5+o%26%238217%3Bclock+somehwhere.
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
Lost+in+the+sauce.
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 22
The+vino+overfloweth.
The vino overfloweth. SCORE 27
New+Vegan+Lifestyle
New Vegan Lifestyle SCORE 13
Good+Dog
Good Dog SCORE 23
They+are+real%2C+and+they+are+coming.
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 34
2spooked
2spooked SCORE 15
Mans+best+videographer.
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
Moms+bad.
Moms bad. SCORE 23
In+UK+supermarkets+you+can+get+a+glass+of+wine+with+your+lunchtime+sandwich.
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 19
Those+darn+Euroeans%26%238230%3B
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 28
She%26%238217%3Bs+been+watching+too+much+Breaking+Bad.
She’s been watching too much Breaking Bad. SCORE 13
Puis-je+emprunter+votre+stylo%3F
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 19
Ice+sculptures+of+Harbin%2C+China
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
Don%26%238217%3Bt+come+over%2C+actually.
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 11
She+printed+out+the+DMs.+RIP+In+Peace.
She printed out the DMs. RIP In Peace. SCORE 21
Sorry+scoobs%26%238230%3B
Sorry scoobs… SCORE 14
Dang+it%2C+Cleo%26%238230%3B
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
The+foundation+is+the+powerhouse+of+the+person.
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 28
Paid+extra+for+a+gift+wrap.+Instead%2C+got+an+Ad+covered+cardboard+box.
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 19
The+rare+non-murderous+gamers.
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30
I+remember+that+morning.
I remember that morning. SCORE 34
Be+safe+out+there.
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
%2APirates+of+the+Caribbean+theme+starts+playing%2A
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 22
There%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+huge+mistake%26%238230%3B
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 24
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Megamouth+shark+discovered+off+the+coast+of+Japan.
Megamouth shark discovered off the coast of Japan. SCORE 51
Off+the+record%26%238230%3B+go+get+%26%238217%3Bem
Off the record… go get ’em SCORE 99
hmm+yea
hmm yea SCORE 59
Maybe+four
Maybe four SCORE 100
Lest+we+forget
Lest we forget SCORE 100
Living+his+purrfect+life.
Living his purrfect life. SCORE 69
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