Can’t take her anywhere. SCORE 22
Local Library has a pet rock. SCORE 22
The ring of fire… SCORE 26
Nice. SCORE 28
Never go down without a fight… SCORE 19
Why are u so dumb SCORE 29
Basically just keep eating cookies. SCORE 17
It’s 5 o’clock somehwhere. SCORE 22
Lost in the sauce. SCORE 22
The vino overfloweth. SCORE 27
New Vegan Lifestyle SCORE 13
Good Dog SCORE 23
They are real, and they are coming. SCORE 34
2spooked SCORE 15
Mans best videographer. SCORE 26
Moms bad. SCORE 23
In UK supermarkets you can get a glass of wine with your lunchtime sandwich. SCORE 19
Those darn Euroeans… SCORE 28
She’s been watching too much Breaking Bad. SCORE 13
Puis-je emprunter votre stylo? SCORE 19
Ice sculptures of Harbin, China SCORE 25
Don’t come over, actually. SCORE 11
She printed out the DMs. RIP In Peace. SCORE 21
Sorry scoobs… SCORE 14
Dang it, Cleo… SCORE 33
The foundation is the powerhouse of the person. SCORE 28
Paid extra for a gift wrap. Instead, got an Ad covered cardboard box. SCORE 19
The rare non-murderous gamers. SCORE 30
I remember that morning. SCORE 34
Be safe out there. SCORE 30
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing* SCORE 22
There’s been a huge mistake… SCORE 24
