She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Because Cute SCORE 16
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Things To do. SCORE 16
I want to do this. SCORE 294
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
This happens way too often SCORE 11
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
The new Batman SCORE 11
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
