I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
What about Linux? SCORE 45
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Sounds painful SCORE 28
The end is nigh SCORE 38
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
My resume lied SCORE 30
request denied SCORE 30
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Flying first class SCORE 24
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
My dream day SCORE 24
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Stress relief SCORE 45
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Problem solved SCORE 42
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
