
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31

both make compelling arguments SCORE 22

the trinity of tedium SCORE 67

I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37

just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28

as you should feel SCORE 41

i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21

i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48

they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20

what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40

ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48

*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43

pretty much SCORE 29

we’re living in a movie SCORE 38

charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25

he might be right SCORE 30

you’re in grape danger SCORE 31

embrace the mistake SCORE 32

this dad was on another level SCORE 40

record amount of stabs SCORE 32

work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25

chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29

at least he listened SCORE 25

where did the bananas go! SCORE 36

literally any fact SCORE 54

hot take! SCORE 59

life insurance payout SCORE 42

smart shopping SCORE 38

nap time! SCORE 38

maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 43

food art SCORE 53

same story at age 35, too SCORE 40