we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
as you should feel SCORE 41
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
pretty much SCORE 29
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
he might be right SCORE 30
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
at least he listened SCORE 25
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
literally any fact SCORE 54
hot take! SCORE 59
life insurance payout SCORE 42
smart shopping SCORE 38
nap time! SCORE 38
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 43
food art SCORE 53
same story at age 35, too SCORE 40
